The Washington Capitals , who straight dominate the Tampa Bay Lightning, will try to clinch the Eastern Conference’s second seed in a match up tonight. [C-A-P-S]
The Capitals own a four-point lead over third-seeded New Jersey with two games left to play. For non-hockey people that means: Even if they shoot themselves in the crotch tonight, it’s still likely that they will clinch the number two spot.
As for DC’s other sports teams. Suck and suck even worse.