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Facebook Status Awesomeness:

My girlfriend told me this morning that I was getting fat.  I didn’t respond.  Instead, I waited until now…  So, babe, if you’re reading this – it should be noted that you’re ass ain’t exactly small and if you think I’m fat, wait to you see me after my all-you-can-eat buffet weekend with my new girlfriend.

Jesse, beers on us.

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