We only took one foreign language class in high school, [and failed it] so our Turkish is a little rusty. We did however attempt to loosely translate what this guy was likely saying.
"Good evening! Look at my face. How funny is that? Really damn funny, right? My wife thinks that painting my face black and mocking the American President is a career-ending stunt – but I told her If I pull this off, it’s my hope that I’ll be the first Turkish-born actor to make a guest appearance on America’s hit TV show "The Golden Girls." If you don’t hear from me following this live broadcast, it’s safe to assume that my wife was correct and that I am indeed a moron." [And was likely sh*t canned for having really poor taste in judgment.]