And now for dumbest thing we’ve read all day. [are you serious, GM?]

General Motors Corp. is teaming with Segway Inc., maker of the upright, self-balancing scooters, to build a new type of two-wheeled vehicle designed to move easily through congested urban streets…
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GM has slashed product-development programs, advertising and spending on auto-show events. But it will take to the streets of Manhattan on Tuesday to show off a prototype of the vehicle, called PUMA , for Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility.

Excellent idea, GM.  Congrats.