Facebook Status Abuse #1:

L is completely disgusted by her father. Who woulda thought?!

This is usually about the time when we’d ask "what did he do?" But that’s what you want us to do, so we won’t.

Facebok Status Abuse #2:

Joe is wasted.com or Joe is exhausted.com

Stop acting like a douche bag dot com.

Facebook Status Abuse #3:

Andy needs a haircut.

Andy probably also needs a date.

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