Rush Limbaugh thinks he has a stalker .  She’s described as white, blonde, between 30 and 40 and answers to the name Melanie.

According to Jose Lambiet’s Page 2 Live , it’s unclear as to whether or not Ann Coulter is a suspect.

What is clear is that the said "stalker" rides a bike with training wheels, drinks out of a sippy cup and wears only pirate costumes.  Seems like a perfectly reasonable citizen to us.