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If you occasionally dream about having sex with the President, you’re not alone.  Matter of fact, if you are, NY Times columnist Judith Warner would probably love to hear from you.  From her latest column:

Many women — not too surprisingly — were dreaming about sex with the president. In these dreams, the women replaced Michelle with greater or lesser guilt or, in the case of a 62-year-old woman in North Florida, whose dream was reported to me by her daughter, found a fully above-board solution: “Michelle had divorced Barack because he had become ‘too much of a star.’ He then married my mother, who was oh so proud to be the first lady,” the daughter wrote me. [TMI]

Warner even shared with her readers an account from her own dream; one that consisted of Barack in the shower, her husband yelling at him for smoking and her waiting patiently for the President to finish his rinse off so she could shave her legs.  [no, seriously]

According to foreign sources, dreams like these are not regular occurrences in Venuzula.  Unclear as to why.