Facebook Status Abuse:

Joe is eating meals with two gorgeous DG girls today, and is therefore the luckiest guy on earth!!

We have no comment.

In related news: We would like to take a moment and thank the fan that sent us hate mail this weekend.  It was awesome. We apologize if we’ve offended you with our Facebook Accountablity Venture.  We meant no harm.

PS: Part of our experiment is to highlight both lame and funny updates.  If you have creative friends who are making you proud with their status updates, send ’em along.

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