According to Jossip, there are 5 very important reasons why it’s okay to skip the inauguration.

Our fave:

It’s DC – Everyone talking about how great it is that DC bars are staying open until 5AM for Inauguration have clearly never been to DC bars. Otherwise, they’d know that what they’re getting excited about is the opportunity to be packed like potting soil into sports bars with frat rejects and insecure women in pearls. Hearing some drunk Capitol Hill jackass screaming “Don’t Stop Believing” at the top of his lungs at 4:30 in the morning isn’t a good time, it’s the third circle of Hell.

Appropriate and priceless.