President-Elect Obama, who’s yet to attend church [none of our business] since being elected, has instead found worship at the local gym.

According to a lucky staffer tasked with smoothing things over with God, Obama doesn’t want to place burden on his fellow churchgoers.

“Because they have a great deal of respect for places of worship, they do not want to draw unwelcome or inappropriate attention to a church not used to the attention their attendance would draw,” said the aide.  [spiritual hooky]

Causing unwelcome attention to the local gym rats, apparently not a problem.