By now you’ve read about the problems a certain Congressman is having down in Florida.  You know, the one that involves a charitable donation worth $121,000.  If you have no idea what we’re talking about, we’ve summed it up for you in ten words:

congressman
Florida
mistress
affair
scandal
blumpkin
hush-money
apologize
liar

Don’t worry, the rest of the congress people [who haven’t been caught yet] are looking into this matter via an ethics investigation.  As for the staffers who probably knew about it the whole time, they’re likely sitting around wondering if $150K would’ve done the trick.