Dear Mom,  I went to the Republican National Convention and all I got was this lousy mugshot.

Members of this motley crew know each other because:

A. They play together on St. Paul’s field hockey team
B. They’re day care providers who got carried away at recess
C. They take breaks together at the local post office.
D. They’re misunderstood political anarchists activist, who probably now rather sleep in their own beds.