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He may not be qualified.
Or rationale.
Or even smart.
But he’s got a sense of humor.

He’s Alexander Fry, otherwise known as a breath of fresh Florida air.

And these are the top 5 reasons why we’re moving to Florida to vote for him. [all found on his website]

1. Committed minor hit-stop-and-run circa 1984

2. Expelled from the University of Notre Dame in 1986

3. Wrote a political book entitled Carnival of Freaks

4. Bit of a wiseguy

5. Professes no religion