If Republicans think Obama isn’t good for the economy, that might change after they read this post.
“Despite a tough selling environment, we produced bottom-line growth while still remaining true to the aspirational positioning of our brands,” Chief Executive Mike Jeffries said. “We continue to focus on improving the quality of our product and the emotional store experience, which gives us our competitive advantage and is critical to our long-term sustainability.” Last week, the company said revenue climbed 8% to $800.2 million, while same-store sales — considered a key indicator of a retailer’s strength — dropped 3%.
And all of this due to a perfectly executed product placement scheme orchestrated by Camp Obama.
The movie is sure to be terrific.
[Inspiration provided by, Last Call] •Obama’s strategy for getting the white vote come November: Abercrombie’s fall catalogue.