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‘04 Presidential Loser Endorses Soon-to-be Loser

In an act of desperation, Sen. John Kerry (D-Remember Me?) endorsed his colleague Barack Obama today. Obama, who was probably thrilled when he heard the news, will need more than an endorsement from a washed up snowboarder to win the nomination.

Mr. Heinz, who’s barely relevant these days, hasn’t quite figured out that nobody cares.

Nice try fellas.

UPDATE: John Edwards, otherwise known as Kerry’s running mate in ’04, wasn’t informed of the endorsement. I’m sure he’s thrilled.