The War on Rats [DC’s finest hour]

Dennis Rodman was wasted [vodka diplomacy]

Dirtbag substitute teacher [assaults a sixth grader]

Car flies off into Potomac, crashes into boat [whoops]

Chris Brown doesn’t want a plea deal cause [he’s not guilty]

Washington City Paper’s fiction issue is out [all fiction all the time]

Soon you’ll be able to pay for Metro with your smartphone [open payment system]

Photo by Fred King