Did you download your House of Cards [Cards Against Humanity deck yet?]

Peet’s Coffee is coming to town [and already has representation]

Sony is selling waterproof Walkmans [in bottles of water]

Ricki Lake will not be in Congress [sadly]

District Taco opening a new location [all is right with the world]

DC Superior Court will [marry 28 people this Friday]

Goodbye 18th Amendment [goodbye for real]

Photo by Kevin Wolf