We were inspired by Nathan Gonzales‘ sheer August creativity in coming up with 6 Things Losing Candidates Say, passed along by Shira Toeplitz. Here’s YET ANOTHER take on his list:

6 Questions DC Tourists Ask:

1. Should we do a segway tour?

2. What’s the mall?

3. Excuse me, how do I get to [insert metro stop here]? (Stop taking the metro, tourists. You’re ruining it.)

4. Can you take a picture of us in front of [insert monument here]?

5. Is that the White House? No, that’s a bank. (Not every white building is THE white house)

6. Wait, what DO tourists say? I usually ignore them because I hate them.

Photo by Noe Todorovich