Veterans Affairs Department spokesperson Jennifer Love Hewitt stars tonight in The Client List, a new Lifetime movie in which she plays a hooker with a heart of gold. 9PM EST. Lifetime. Television for Women (and guys who like to look at JLH).

A little DC trash talk at the end of today’s “Top Line.” The fleet-footed Rick Klein ribbed Jonathan Karl for finishing behind him during the National Press Club 5K.

Wale: Dmv quaken…but never shaken

Reminder: This is someone who is interested in running for the President of the United States, not President of the PTA. h/t Smart

From MattDeLuca’s Twitter Feed: Taking over @famousdc ‘s world HQ as Foursquare mayor ranks as one of my greatest accomplishments. No. I’m not @famousdc FamousDC on FourSquare

Interesting piece about finding commercial real estate in DC. Dream on: You won’t get a view of the Washington Monument, but look for alternative space or incentives and you might just find a bargain in the saturated capital. [read article] 1. Think beyond the physical space. 2. Think about in-transition …

August is so close we can smell it. Happy Monday. Let’s rock this week.

Katie Strand turned 30 this week, Page Six Palmeri is all growns up, Alvin Greene to give his first speech, Howard Mortman takes his coffee Famous, Ed Henry is master of the universe, Old Spice guy dished advice for President Obama, Jake Sherman had a bromance, we obtained pictures from …

Join the fun on Facebook & Twitter H/T – Brightest Young Things   Washingtonian has good quake round up here.

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NBC’s P.J. Orvetti reports that DC may get a couple of statues in the U.S. Capitol Building. NBC: D.C. May Get Statues in Capitol Building Who do you think should represent the District? FamousDC’s Top 10 List of who should be DC’s representative in the U.S. Capitol Building 10. Wale …

Caption Contest. We’ll get it started:  “Republicans primed to unload on Democrats this election cycle.” Anon Tipster: “If BP really plugged the damn hole, why do those British assholes still have us experimenting with the shit shot!?” “The GOP unveils its new contract with America.” “Republicans this week demonstrated how …

Be honest. You told people you felt it, but you really didn’t. You wanted to feel it and you’re nearly convinced you did, but … you didn’t. DC Earthquake 2010: Magnitude 3.6 Quake Shakes Washington Area Years from now folks will be telling stories about the major DC earthquake – …

The stars of FOX’s new fall drama will be sitting down with Mix 107.3’s Tommy McFly tomorrow afternoon for an exclusive interview – and there are a few free tickets left. Tommy just let us know that if any FamousDC fans want tickets to email him directly at [email protected] LONESTAR …