It is so damn hot outside. And we’re only in July. h/t Deadspin

Our friends over at Hugh and Crye are having a party this Saturday in Georgetown to officially launch their clothing line. So, if you don’t have plans for Saturday night, cruise on over and support a D.C. entrepreneur, Pranav Vora, at Shirts & Giggles. Buy a shirt, have a Peroni, …

Kevin Durant is stopping by Capitol Hill tomorrow and we’re wishing him all the best. Seriously. If he slips on some Congressional testimony and misses the season, don’t blame us. We love injury-prone Texas Longhorn basketball superstars. Here’s the Dear Colleague circulating Capitol Hill: Join NBA Star Kevin Durant and …

Just in time for the 30th anniversary of Caddyshack. H.R. 5878. A bill to amend the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 and the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to make funds and tax benefit available to assist job creation and workforce diversification in the golf industry, and for …

Where is DCeiver? [Most Beautiful] GOP 06 [Democrats 10]

Glenn Beck’s amazing yearbook photos: Glenn Beck sported a full head of bushy hair and a ring on his ring finger in his 1982 yearbook photo from Sehome High School in Bellingham, Washington. In his 1981 shot, the Fox News host and radio juggernaut went for a jacketless shirt/tie combo.

NY Post’s “Page Six Palmeri” takes her morning coffee Famous. We hope Tara continues to keep her coffee classy in the Big Apple. C-SPAN, Page Six … where will the next FamousDC mug show up? PREVIOUS: Extreme Famous Morning Coffee

Strasburg didn’t pitch last night and thousands of fans were disappointed. And then today The Hill’s 50 Most Beautiful People is released. Peaks and valleys, man. Peaks and valleys. Yes, the only power list in Washington that puts staff assistants ahead of Members of Congress and Chiefs of Staff is …

And we still don’t have hoverboards

Page Six: Frank causes scene demanding discount

Rihanna and Eminmen [Alyssa Rosenberg] Turn the damn power on [Fenty] Loyalty Pays [Pete Snyder] Tokyo Police Club [BYT]

The Right Online Conference took place this past weekend in Las Vegas.  Since we weren’t invited, we had to turn to Twitter to find out whether or not the conference was a success. Apparently it was: @joetaxpayer: I have recently been advised “the uglier the hooker, the better the drugs…” …

What stinks worse than the Wizards? The food at the Verizon Center. According to ESPN.com, the Verizon Center recently scored 100% on their health inspection.  [and 100% is NOT good] Washington Wizards, Washington Capitals Vendors with critical violations: 100% —— Inspection report excerpt: Mice droppings, a critical violation in Washington, …

Are we still on for coffee Mr. Thomas? Mashable: Inside the Mind of One of the Web’s Hottest Designers [INTERVIEW] So ambitious …