Congress focuses on … Oversight Committee to Examine “Potty Parity” in Federal Buildings

We’re totally fine with this because the DC Metro is entirely too dangerous… Top Obama advisers Jarrett and Axelrod given car privileges traditionally reserved for national security officials Valerie Jarrett and David Axelrod, both senior advisers to the president, have been given the luxurious and prestigious perk of being picked …

And they’re back [both the interns and one of our favorite blogs] Today we had an intern come our office to collect signatures for a letter. It’s a simple task. You stand in the front office and you wait for someone to sign the letter. While he waited and without …

Rule #3 if you’re a former lawmaker who cheated on a spouse: Wait two years, then try again. Former Rep. Vito Fossella (R-N.Y.), who opted not to seek re-election in 2008 after a DWI arrest exposed the married father of three as having a second family in Virginia, is seriously …

Carmelo [reality TV] Tech Savvy [POTUS] Cry [Project Beltway] Ball [on the mall]

FamousDC recently attended the latest Generation O event, The Marriage of Figaro, at the Kennedy Center, followed by an after-party organized by Fete DC at Circle Bistro.  Minutes into the event, it was clear that Generation O might just be the coolest young professionals group in the city. [Not to …

Last month we wrote this about Hugo Chavez joining Twitter: This outta get real stupid, real quick. Apparently it has. [seriously?] Chavez says, he has been overwhelmed by nearly 54,000 messages from supporters, critics and people writing to ask for help with a problem or lodge a complaint. On Thursday, …

Brought to you by TMZ. [of course] Here’s President Obama’s nominee for the Supreme Court, Solicitor General Elena Kagan (left) — and former “King of Queens” star Kevin James (right).

In a strange turn of events: [two of a kind] Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry on Monday endorsed Republican-turned-Democrat Arlen Specter in Pennsylvania’s contested Senate primary as the incumbent tries to fend off criticism that he used “Swiftboat”-style attacks. In related news: Specter Flips: Dems Get 60 Votes with Franken Arlen …

Stay fresh. Stay clean. (Spotted by Tanner at the Urban Standard in Birmingham, AL)

But who’s funnier? Conan O’Brien to host fundraiser for former ‘SNL’ co-worker Sen. Al Franken The former “SNL” writer/”Tonight Show” host will join Franken in Minneapolis later this month for a $500-a-person fundraiser (or $4,800 to have a picture taken), according to the Minneapolis Star Tribune. Conan loves diapers.

Don’t forget to show up, kids: CHRIS CILLIZZA’s monthly “POLITICS & PINTS” trivia contest is tonight at 7 at Cap Lounge: “Don’t worry if you want to come but don’t have a team. We will pair you up with smart, nice people. Promise.” Facebook page here. h/t Mike Allen

James Fallows and Paul Rademacher blow our collective minds.