Insert “That’s what she said” joke below: [biggest, ever] Thursday, May 6, 2010, the D.C. Lottery will unveil THE BIGGEST SCRATCHER EVER. Towering at 44 feet in height and 14 feet wide, it is a replica of District of Columbia Black, the D.C. Lottery’s first ever instant scratch ticket with …

The trip would have been canceled had he remembered to purchase trip insurance. Though his agency was charged with coordinating the federal response to the major oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, Department of the Interior chief of staff Tom Strickland was in the Grand Canyon with his wife …

FamousDC presents … the Top 10 Reasons Why David Obey is Retiring 10. He’s not retiring. He’s Favreing. 9. The playful flirting is finally over: He’s gonna ask Flake to marry him. 8. His elbow was numb 7. Chuck Todd’s goatee told his beard to get outta the House 6. …

As if you needed another reason to go Tortilla Coast.

We would not tailgate this guy. He means business.

Spotted at New York Magazine Key take away: He would choose Mary Ann over Ginger because, “You want to be able to have a conversation when you’re done.” Strong.

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Sick and tired of waiting for the red line train? Metro has the solution: “Folks traveling on the Red Line will have to wait longer for a train, but Metro officials say that wait will actually ease congestion.” Ah, wait longer.  Makes sense. The bass ackwards explanation here.

Ed Markey: “BP is now known as British Petroleum. If this leak is not shut off soon, it will become known as ‘bayou polluter’ and they will be known that way forever.”

And we thought the gentleman from North Carolina would get Senatized.

We hope you have a good day, but this post will not make you feel any better about your job. WSJ: FarmVille Maker Valued at $4 Billion

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