Black-and-Red to face seven-time European champions D.C. United Press Release: D.C. United announced today the club will play an international friendly against Italian giants AC Milan on May 26 at RFK Stadium. It will be the first-ever meeting between the two clubs.  Kick-off is set for 8:00 p.m. ET. . …

International film fest [DC on a Dime] Bacon Grease [Benton’s] On the Red Line [RIP] Tourist [rules]

FishbowlDC’s Betsy Rothstein: Pulitzers Announced, WaPo Wins Big

Nia-Malika Henderson is leaving POLITICO and heading to the Washington Post [theRoot]

We doubt Tina Fey will ever spend the weekend in Augusta after the board reviews this clip, but it was damn funny.

Ben Smith: White House kills Hillary SCOTUS buzz The White House has yet to comment on FamousDC’s recommendation for the Supreme Court: Kimberly Ann Guilfoyle

The Speaker’s Lobby: All Over But the Shouting

WaPo has coverage of the nuclear security summit downtown today and Tuesday. You should check it out before your commute home today. Click on over for access to the following: Map with real-time incident reports and road closures Photo gallery of of the transportation scene Q&A with Dr. Gridlock to …

Mr. Obama, for the second time, a humble request: Kimberly Ann Guilfoyle For Supreme Court In case you missed them the first time, here are our top 10 reasons why you should select Kimberly for the high court: 10) She’s a Fox News host…thereby guaranteeing all Republican Senators will vote …

The SLRC conference is in full swing down in Boot County, Bart Stupak won’t seek another run at running his district, we found a stray Easter Egg last night, Tiger’s back, Meghan McCain doesn’t do pearls, hookers, Fenty proved it’s easier to run a city when you’re half naked, there’s …

This. Makes. No. Sense. According to Reader’s Digest, the stretch of I-95 between Baltimore, MD and Elkton, MD is one of the top 5 best roads in America. [the foliage, like the traffic, is gorgeous in the fall] Clearly no one from Reader’s Digest has ever driven that road. h/t …

Even though Keith Olbermann once dubbed Twitter the “Worst Person in the World,” he’s now fully on board. [flip] @keitholbermann: I give up. I was wrong. Young and foolish. Now my twitter-cot belongs to the ages. Behold: I tweet. Next week: My Space.

DC heat brings out the flowers [and the pollen]

When you’re good, age doesn’t matter. [are some folks jealous?] When Washingtonian magazine recently profiled the Washington Post’s Ezra Klein, the story contained a tidbit that ricocheted around the Post newsroom: Klein has his own assistant. Good for him. Klein is hardly alone. Reflecting a mix of desperation and determination …

On the heels of rumors that Eliot Spitzer might make a comeback, former cheater Tim Mahoney has decided he might run again. [joy] The Fort Pierce Tribune says former Rep. Tim Mahoney (D-FL) may challenge Rep. Tom Rooney (R-FL), the man who sent him back to the private sector in …