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If you’ve ever wondered [unlikely] what a day in the life of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano was like, wonder no more. Below is an exclusive first glance at her Gmail inbox. Click here to enlarge

Leave it to Joe Biden to single-handedly freak out the entire country.  [Say it ain’t Joe] "I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places now. It’s not that it’s going to Mexico, it’s you’re in a confined aircraft when one person sneezes it …

What will it be tonight – Obama , Lost , both or none of the above? Note: Fox feels it’s very important that we see “Lie to Me," so they will not be carrying the President’s remarks. And In case you’re not a fan of Lost, Obama or Fox, Animal …

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UPDATE: We didn’t get enough sleep last night.   The hilarious comment about Varly was actually made by Cooley’s brother Tanner.  Thank you Tanner for pointing that out.  Our apologies. ….. It seems Captain Chaos may have gotten a little carried away after the Washington Capitals knocked off the New York …

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Dear Marc, There are a few things that we have never quite understood: Pets.com New Coke Pepsi Throwback And your latest site layout Why is your stuff relegated to a two-inch wide column on the left hand side of the page?  And does the Atlantic ad on the right side …

UPDATE: CDC not on the same page yet. The US Pork Producers are making a stink on Capitol Hill as they attempt to urge lawmakers and the MSM to call this flu outbreak something other than “swine.”  [what’s in a name?] U.S. pork producers are finding that the name of …

Washington Times reporter Liz Glover asks actor Steve Buscemi about the swine flu on the red carpet for the premiere of the film "Blank City" at the TriBeCa Film Festival.

Below is a picture of a billboard that was taken yesterday: This is how the billboard reads now: Reaction of the Day: [sent in by one of our readers] "Effing Kansas. Produces people like Specter. I blame Kansas"

Covering politics can be tricky. [THIS MORNING – in print edition ] Alex Bolton: Specter courts conservatives in Pa. rematch Sen. Arlen Specter (R-Pa.) has been laying the groundwork for a grudge rematch against former Rep. Pat Toomey since 2004, when Specter almost lost his seat to the conservative firebrand. …

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We hope you weren’t trying to make any news today, because this just took over the beltway. The Fix: Specter To Switch Parties Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Specter will switch his party affiliation from Republican to Democrat, according to sources informed on the decision. It’ll be interesting to see what his …

To Whom It May Concern, If there is ever another "Can you lose $100 million in two years?" contest- we would like to participate.  [First Class, bitches!] Respectfully, FamousDC