Post Archive
2009
Michael Steele: I was talking. I was grooving. I was having a ball.
As part of C-SPAN’s "Students & Leaders" program showing next week, C-SPAN recently taped RNC chairman Michael Steele talking to students at Woodson Senior High School in DC. During Mr. Steele’s presentation, he tells Woodson students how we got kicked out of Johns Hopkins. He tells the students: "I partied …
Do You Abuse Facebook?
A few months ago [pre swine flu] we wrote about an epidemic sweeping the nation. When we first alerted FDC fans about how we felt about the state of Facebook abuse, it was our hope that the problem would get better. It hasn’t. Not only are the abuses getting worse, …
Please Release Me
Have you ever read a press release and thought, “was this actually approved by someone whose academic career went beyond elementary school?” What about releases that went above and beyond the call of duty and actually grabbed your attention? In the spirit of drawing well-deserved attention to press secretaries everywhere, …
Famously Twittered
@brooksbayne : just drop the gitmo detainees on I-65 south of nashville about 30 miles and tell us what time #tcot
Capitol Hill Circus: Democrats Hire Speed Reader. Bearded Lady Booked Till June.
We’re pretty used to hearing about the ridiculous antics coming out of Capitol Hill, but this is a little much. [hooked on phonics] Democrats in the House Energy and Commerce Committee have taken a novel step to head off Republican efforts to slow action this week on a sweeping climate …
Rantworthy: Respect the Support Staff
**The below rant was submitted by a Capitol Hill Support staffer. Capitol Hill Staffers, We understand that you are more important than everyone else, your family included, but your lack of respect for Capitol Hill support staff is growing old. While it’s true that a comfy desk chair is key …
If You Haven’t Already, Put Your Dog On A Short Leash
Michael Vick was released from prison early this morning. [woof]
FEC Rules Palin Clothes Purchases Legal. Still No Word On DNC Purchase of Mad-Lib Book for Biden.
If you’re like us and have been on the edge of your seat for six months in anticipation of the FEC ruling on the RNC Palin clothes purchases, wait no longer. [drum roll please] The Federal Election Commission has cleared the Republican National Committee’s purchase of $150,000 in clothes for …
Joe Barton Doesn’t Do Cucumber Sandwiches
While Democrats and Republicans continue to knock heads over Cap and Trade legislation, it seems the only progress they’ve made today came a few minutes ago when they decided to break for dinner. According to a tipster, Democrats, who control the purse strings, informed Republican members and staff that they …
Netflix Alert: Casino Jack
We’re happy to hear that Kevin Spacey’s career is doing so well. From Anne Schroeder Mullins: [get your popcorn] More casting decisions have been made in what will be D.C.’s finest movie about the latest scandal, otherwise known as the Jack Abramoff story. Kevin Spacey was chosen to play Abramoff, and now …
Hyper Hill
Capitol Hill Classic [tight shirts ] Sesame Street [confused ] Best job ever [tricycle ] MNF [Chucky ]
Some RNC Staffers Paid More Than Members of Congress
Michael Steele is apparently not shy when it comes to paying certain RNC employees. The problem, when the rest of them read this article, they’re going to be pissed. [drinks on you] One of these said staffers is being paid upwards of $180,000 a year. To put that into perspective, …
While Pelosi’s Approval Ratings Dip, Republicans Take Advantage By Writing Poetry
Regardless of whether or not the CIA is lying, Democrats are outraged over the recent treatment of Nancy Pelosi. [leak] As for Republicans, they’re also taking this matter very seriously. [poetry]
Disney World, D.C.
Let’s be honest, this might be a good idea on paper, but even Dan Snyder, who makes a living wasting money, would agree that this idea is a bit much. WaPo’s Thomas Heath: Disney Buys Land for Future Resort Hotel at National Harbor Washington Post Exclusive: Walt Disney Co. has …