Terrorists = 1 Nationals = 0 Unless you’re a season ticket holder, would you ever associate the Nats with something evil?  What about terrorism?  [click here to find out why green is not the new black] h/t JS via Deadspin

College Humor has once again found a classic "Awkward Facebook Moment." PS: Do you have a Facebook problem?  [Find out]

Tom DeLay seems to be having a good time not only on the dance floor, but also on Twitter. From his Twitter feed a few minutes ago: @tomdelay Hey Twinkle Toes @ChuckLiddell how’s the dancing coming along? Cant wait for the Hammer and the Iceman to hit the stage. Will …

The only thing Rep. Aaron Schock loves more than meeting with his constituents — meeting new photographers. Check out Rep. Aaron Schock (R-Ill.), who never tires of photo shoots, in October’s GQ. He wears the newly fashionable “conservative” suits from Brooks Brothers, with neckties knotted much smaller than he usually …

Craig Crawford: Coffee Czar

From his Tweet just seconds ago:  [this won’t stop the Hammer] Old age is catching up to me, may have a stress fracture in my foot. no worries, it’ll take more than that to keep me off the dance floor! From what we hear rehearsals are intense – just ask …

Just because you can’t win on the field, doesn’t mean you can’t win in the land’s highest court.  [take this to the judges]

Condo fees [urban turf] Silly Pizza Song [dance] RIP [Patrick Swayze] Smoking rooms [gone] Publicists [lose jobs] Coffee [dreams]

Liz Glover : whatever you do DON’T ask Fonzworth Bentley about his umbrella holding for @iamdiddy days. He doesn’t want to discuss.

Matt Latimer, former Bush speech writer, has a new book coming out — need we say more? Is there a politician George W. Bush ever liked? Not according to former Dubya speech writer Matt Latimer. In his forthcoming memoir, "Speech Less: Tales of a White House Survivor," Latimer says the …

Rep. Joe Wilson’s (R-SC) wife, Roxanne, recently took part in a video to help convince people that her husband is not crazy. [Note: In doing so, she calls Joe a "nut."] Congressman Joe Wilson’s wife, Roxanne, tells her story of why she’s standing with Joe. Glad to know she’s "standing …

In case you were wondering what the President of the United States thinks about Kanye West and the VMA incident: As for how this got out … [click] "In the process of reporting on remarks by President Obama that were made during a CNBC interview, ABC News employees prematurely tweeted …

Makeover [Capitol Hill Style] DCist [on a whale cake] Kanye [Pumpernickel] Recap [NFL chick] Pet [insurance]

Leaving aside for a moment the bizarre choice to superimpose Obama [floating?] over the NYSE trading floor background … is it us, or does it look like The Hill still uses the 1989 version of Photoshop?

"I’m telling you, I called shotgun as soon as I stepped outside." Got a better one?  Hit up the comment section.  We’ll post the best ones.