So long as he says things like this, we’ll continue to cover his brilliance. [gifted] I just get naked. That’s what I do. — Levi Johnston What can we say, he’s good with words.

"I do it at home in a tank top."  [we love these things]

This is kind of hysterical. Republican Congressman Jeff Flake, [R-Ripped] released the following statement regarding his vote against H.Res.784, a bill “honoring the 2560th anniversary of the birth of Confucius and recognizing his invaluable contributions to philosophy and social and political thought.” “He who spends time passing trivial legislation may …

Um, ok, we admit it; we totally bit, meaning we read a press release we otherwise never would have read. Heinrich Taco Language Signed into Law by President Obama Unfortunately this release has nothing to do with tacos, burritos or any food for that matter.

You know, maybe Dan Synder IS just right for Washington, D.C. The lovable Skins owner is getting torn apart worse than his defensive line in the press this morning for kicking out "fans" who had the gall to bring unflattering — not to mention dangerous! — signs to FedEx Field …

If you’re a blonde or brunette, we have some good news for you. If you’re a red head, try again next year. [roots] Powederpuff Fundraiser Washington is full of rivalries; politics, sports, socialites you name it there is a battle brewing, but none compare to the age old rivalry of …

San Francisco Assemblyman Tom Ammiano recently received a very creative message from Gov. Schwarzenegger. The subtle message was written into a letter the governor wrote in response to a recent bill he vetoed that was sponsored by Ammiano. Like a find-the-word puzzle, the second message was visible by stringing together …

NASA [funds ] Emily Miller [PD ] Sugar Daddy [Ken ]

Sen. Reid admitting he was very popular in high school. Overheard on the Hill. “You can’t dance if your partner was unwilling to get off the chair — like when I was in high school. I wanted to dance but she wouldn’t get up.” If they could see you now, …

Exactly.

We’re glad to know Joe the Plumber is still getting work.

The Wizards are dialed in.  [home opener]

Facebook Status Abuse: Jason: its [sic] amazing how much better lettuce makes a sandwich taste. Are you seriously updating us about lettuce? If so, that’s awesome.  We actually like banana peppers on our Subway sandwich, but you’ll never see that on our Facebook status update. PS: Lettuce makes everything better. …

Spend a few minutes getting to know a Member of Congress with one of the coolest staffs on Capitol Hill. Anne Schroeder Mullins: Rooney Would Wear Snuggie