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This is sad. The place rocks. We hope something cool moves in there.

Last month, Stephen Colbert tore apart Miracle Whip’s new ad campaign aimed at hipsters. Yesterday, our favorite condiment responded by running this full page ad in several newspapers. It’s pretty much brilliant.

In case you’re wondering if Facebook could ever keep you out of jail, it can: WHERE MY IHOP? A 19-year-old New York City man arrested on robbery charges has been exonerated thanks to his Facebook page — and a request for pancakes. True story. Read the rest.

Today is Friday the 13th. We hope nothing crazy happens [scary ]

Clever tweets deserve promotion. @jaketapper it’s friday morning here in tokyo. i can assure you the future is AWESOME. Know someone who has clever tweets?  Email us at [email protected]

If Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin had a baby, it would look something like this.

If you were to pose naked for a classy magazine, how many people would you want in the room during the shoot? If you’re Levi Johnston, the answer is a baseball team, plus a coach. How many people will be in the room for Johnston’s photo shoot? There will be …

Sen. John Thune is the exact opposite of what you would expect a senator to be.  He’s tall, slim, young, good looking and a great basketball player.  And if you’re wondering whether or not he’s running for president any time soon… "I may go across Iowa, but it will be …

We actually wondered this exact thing last night while watching Glee.  [nip, tuck] Yeas & Nays reached out to celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Ayman Hakki of Luxxery Cosmetic Medical Boutique in Waldorf to see whether he’d weigh in on which politicians have been nipped, tucked and sucked. Note: Dr. Hakki …

Chinatown [unpopped collar ] 17th and Q [exposed ] Washington [gossip ] Dulce [closing ] Burnt [orange ]

Because nothing is free in life, this sort of scares the crap out of us.  [we don’t exactly know why though]

Brought to you by MTV: We wonder if Gov-elect Christie will adopt the signature "fist pump" instead of the more politically correct "fist bump." Regardless, we are pretty excited to sit back with some cheeseballs – watch this series, and then drop the hammer.

In the event that Al Gore ever runs for office again, he just lost 80 votes.  [footprint] Current Media, a cable television company co-founded by former US vice president Al Gore, announced Wednesday that it is cutting 80 jobs as part of a reorganization. As for why the job cuts: …