Oprah on Chicago: "Why Would Anybody Stay? It’s Freezing Here, And I Have A Mansion In Montecito That I Haven’t Been Able To Enjoy" [hometown lovin’] Mayor Daley is beside himself. The man is a total wreck. He’s blaming the "media" for her departure. PS: We know conservatives blame ACORN …

FamousDC welcomes Agent Zero back to the basketball blogosphere. Stet Sports Blog: Gilbert Arenas Tweets, Nick Young Tries Out for Jackass

Have a little Georgetown Vespa with your morning coffee.

Oh boy… On the heels of that news, Public Policy Polling released this shocking nugget on its blog: "a 52% majority of GOP voters nationally think that ACORN stole the Presidential election for Barack Obama last year.  [move on] A majority of Americans also blame ACORN for their bad mood …

Kansas businessman Tom Wiggans announced yesterday that he’s the Democrat running for Kansas governor. He then sent this email to supporters.  [notice the "paid for"]

We would have guessed New Jersey.

Finally, a Member of Congress introduces legislation that FDC can support.  [guaranteed not to be over 2,000 pages]

For those of you who think Facebook is as ridiculous as we do.  [birth control] Come on, LinkedIn. Don’t you guys have people?

If our dreams come true, this could be riveting.  [get your popcorn] The 2,074-page Senate health care bill would take 34 hours to read cover to cover — and that’s just what Sen. Tom Coburn wants done on the Senate floor. It’s a great day to be a Senate clerk. …

We don’t live in New Orleans, but if we did, we’d vote for James Perry just because he’s an Eagle Scout.

Facebook Status Abuse: Kip is sitting here, trying to think of an insightful or funny status message but not having any luck … so … this will have to do. Rule 1: If you have nothing to say, don’t waste everyone’s time by saying nothing. [contact-form 3 "Facebook Alerts"]

Nailed down or not, Congress will likely tax it.  What’s next, the Botox tax?  [oh, wait]

This kid can parallel park better than 99% of DC residents.