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David Almacy : Anyone else find it odd there’s nothing on http://www.whitehouse.gov re: today’s Jobs Summit? I did find a Thank You page http://ow.ly/IdDz UPDATE: The site now has the forum prominently displayed. UPDATE II: As of 12 PM, Job Summit video was prominently displayed on the front of WH.gov, …

This is what happens when you hire the PR professionals that helped coin the phrase "freedom fries." Palin’s Going Rogue book tour has gotten in hot water over guidelines distributed by the Mall of America, which ask that reporters refer to her as “governor” and mandate that “English-speaking press only” …

If this is true, it’s depressingly humorous: The newspaper industry is suffering "market failure" and the government will need to help preserve serious journalism essential to democracy, an influential US congressman said Wednesday. [what the hell is serious journalism?] It gets even more depressing… "Eventually, government is going to have …

"This isn’t ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules." "Sarah Palin is a great friend to the bowling industry and we’re so proud and honored to welcome her as our keynote speaker at International Bowl Expo 2010" — Bowling Proprietors Assn of America exec. dir. Steven Johnson. [Huffington Post] Bowling …

This has nothing to do with politics, but we love ice skating monkeys. [Olympic bound?] A great Christmas gift idea for lazy parents [baby mop] Sarah Henderson, daughter of Fritz Henderson, newly-resigned-GM CEO, posted a sweet series of eff bombs about Ed Whitacre, the new guy taking her dad’s place. …

It’s not the weight Huckabee was hoping to lose. [loses key staffer]

We bet you weren’t expecting to read this: ‘Jesus Christ’ excused from jury duty Court offi­cials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn’t live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. [pray for her] Prayers Efforts to reach Christ for comment …

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As only The Onion can do. Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP h/t Turk

This song will gain much more traction after it wins a Grammy.  [via Fired up Missouri] Wow: It gets better – way better.

Rep. Loretta Sanchez [D- Gretzky] is known for her creative Holiday cards, but this year she’s outdone herself. With the help of a professional ballroom dancer, [or a green screen] she was able to recreate a scene from Dancing With the Stars – all the while taking a quick jab …

Timely and threatening. Jake Tapper if tom friedman quotes that "we’re gonna need a bigger boat" line from Jaws one more time i will send the salahis to break into his house