New media consultants across the country will rip this idea off in …3…2…1

Still need valentine’s day plans? [rally] Smitten [mitten] Hip hop [real]

Our friends at FishbowlDC have been recently getting some questionable anonymous tips.  They’ve also been kind enough to respond back to the tipsters.  Some of their answers are classic. From: Anonymous Tips Subject: FishbowlDC Tip sent 2/6/2009 11:59:27 AM What happened to The Hill? They havent published on Thursday or …

When Nancy Pelosi’s cats hear about her latest “pet project”, they’re gonna be all sorts of pissed.  [meow]

Anne Schroeder Mullins: The Schieff, “Being There” “The Week” magazine held one of its “Movie nights” with a famous DC person last night at the Phillips Collection.  And as always, any Margaret Carlson event – she is the Editor at Large of the magazine – is a fine one indeed.

Just think … no matter how bad your day is, you don’t have to read a quote by Jay Z saying “you’re a dead man.” NY Post: *JAY-Z: ‘CHRIS A DEAD MAN’ “Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew.”

Facebook status abuse #1: Chuck is unexpectedly walking in Memphis thanks to the ice storm. Unexpectedly because Chuck is a paraplegic in a wheelchair. [contact-form 3 “Facebook Alerts”]

According to a tipster who just witnessed one of these being shuttled into the RNC – it seems as if Chuck Norris was just tapped as the new communications director at the RNC. Apparently Chuck wants to whip people into shape ASAP.  The Total Gym arrived via FedEx.

Is Rep. Eric Cantor’s office blazing a new trail?  Has this ever been done before? Eric Cantor’s office is responding to the AFSCME/UAC ad blitz with a 1970’s-vintage AFCSME public service announcement that’s been redubbed with an Andrew Dice Clay-type voice over touting the union’s accomplishments in “picking up your …

If you’ve ever lived in the Midwest or know someone who has, you are well aware that the states of Kansas and Missouri do not like each other.  And by not like, we’re talking a deep-seated hatred that’s not going anywhere anytime soon.  And even though there are other huge …

Ed Schultz [who invented talk radio] is none too pleased with Politico reporter Jonathan Martin.  According to Politico’s Mike Calderone, Martin unknowingly asked Schultz if his front row seat at Monday night’s Obama presser was an assigned seat.  Schultz, who’s apparently a big deal, was reportedly not too happy with …

Loose Twits Sink Ships [GOP mistweets, again] The USPS hates us all [get your forever stamps] A-Rod to Cap Hill? [who’s juiced now?]

Move over Joe the Plumber.  Say hello to Julio the Fry Guy. We demand that Julio be given his own reality TV show.

Facebook status abuse #1: Kelly is buying a burberry purse! I REALLY need to save my money for my ticket and reinstating my license… But I’d rather have the purse than my license. 🙂 Kelly, reread your Facebook update and then email us later if you think it made a …

It might be a little-noticed appointment, but it’s now generating a lot of buzz.  [Miss Dirt Digger] Her sole experience has been as an opposition researcher for Democratic political campaigns: She helped dig up dirt on rivals, or on her own nominee to prepare for attacks. And just who is …