Apparently Arlen Specter isn’t the only person no longer welcome in Kansas. [operation yellow brick road]

Even though he warned the rest of the country to be weary about public places, Joe Biden isn’t scare of swine — or beef for that matter. Earlier this afternoon, Vice Presdient Joe Biden, accompanied by his boss President Obama, enjoyed a burger at Ray’s Hell Burger in Virginia. On …

There is an association for everything [cremation association ] Average Looking White Man [mad DC cabbie ] Party on! [margaritas ] Taverna Greek [closing ] Rain, Rain [go away ] FamousDC [WHCD ]

We can’t take it any more. All the good ones are dying, and yet Dane Cook still lives. First Bea Arthur , Now This R.I.P., Captain Chaos.

Senator Claire McCaskill had some unfortunate timing this morning. Via Twitter: Stuck in tram from Capitol to Hart. Broken. Not moving. Lieberman and Alexander in next car. And Voiniitch. Wonder how long we’ll be here? The response of the day goes to Mike Madden: Obviously you would’ve broken out of …

At a lecture in Kansas Sunday, former North Carolina senator Elizabeth Dole said that she and her husband Bob would be starting the NutriSystem diet.  [slimming news] This was the first Bob had heard about it. h/t Wake Up Call

Alexander Ovechkin could be Mayor of DC by this time next week if he keeps this up. [C-A-P-S]

Nobody does funny better than Last Call . David Vitter said he’d participate in the GOP’s listening tour, but only if he gets to carry a whistle and enforce "adult swim."

What would Cinco de Mayo remarks be without the mention of the swine flu. [obama says, "party on"] Embedded video from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video" mce_href="http://www.cnn.com/video">CNN Video</a>

Facebook Status Abuse: I just dropped my laptop and part of the reason I am typing this is to see if it still works. 🙂 And guess what?  It still would’ve worked had you not hit submit. PS: Glad to know your emoticon maker still works 🙂 [contact-form 3 "Facebook …

Never have we wanted Cinco de Mayo to come quicker than we do today. We didn’t know this, but May 4 is often referred to as "Star Wars Day". It is jokingly said: "May the 4th be with you", in reference to the popular phrase in Star Wars: "May the …

FamousDC received an exclusive copy of President Obama’s agenda for the House Energy and Commerce Committee meeting for this coming Tuesday. The meeting agenda will consist of: 1) Opening remarks: WTF 2) Q & A: What in the heck are you guys doing? 3) Sermon: Getting your act together 5) …

Eric Cantor: "We’ve Got a Lot to Learn" From Obama Jeb Bush, GOP: Time to leave Reagan behind Bob Barr: GOP in ‘very deep trouble’ Romney: Dings Time List, Palin

Cap and Cash Back [ecoAmerica ] Commencement [Larry Page ] Fear [girl of words ] WH [change ]

Facebook Status Abuse: Donna is thinking that texting is annoying esp when people don’t text back. What’s the point. Grrrrrr. Donna, read between the lines.  If they’re not texting you back, there’s probably good reason. [contact-form 3 "Facebook Alerts"]