For the first time ever, Oprah has decided to share her magazine cover.  [strange choice of photo though]

This would explain the increase in TWIs [Twittering While Intoxicated] over the past few months.  [cheers]

Yesterday, Bobby Jindal was compared to a goofy comedian featured on NBC’s hit show "30 Rock."  Today, the Politico figured it was time to cast a GOP villain. The winner … [find out] Who will they cast tomorrow? UPDATE: CNN’s Jack Cafferty compares the GOP to a cartoon. [respect your …

Are you the crazy cat lady?  [meow] They told us to diversify and this is what happened [dammit] I’m not a lady [dating is dead]

The newest voice of the GOP can’t shave or drive. [who will it be next?]

Facebook Status Update: Kristy is 3 days cigarette free & miserable!!! Approach w/ Caution! See, it’s possible that not all FB updates have to suck.

What’s the deal with all these tea-bagging parties going on across the country?

In case you were wondering what President Obama would look like if he was made out of Cheerios.  [2% milk]

After recently learning that Missouri State Rep. Curt Douchebaggery Dougherty sent out a fundraising appeal that read more like a ransom note than it did an invite, we’ve concluded that Mr. Dougherty might be Missouri’s finest politician, [ever]. Dougherty, who addressed the letter to Lobbyists, Friends, Supporters and Rich Uncles, …

We don’t mean to judge, but this is a little too much for even us… The Politico’s latest tabloid Pulitzer winning piece compares Gov. Bobby Jindal to Kenneth the “30 Rock” superstar. We understand the news cycle is so watered down these days, that things like Obama’s use of a …

UPDATE: It’s definitely not too late to get your favorite Twit entered into the Bracket Showdown.  And yes, the tip box now works. Earlier this week we unveiled what we hope will be a DC Battle of the Tweets – a March madness style Twitter bracket to determine who the …

Ignoring the fact that the colors of this website are awful, there’s something really creepy about this headline.  [thesaurus] h/t devine

Another crazy week… Brian Walsh #1 clarified via Facebook that there are indeed two gentleman who live in DC that go by the name Brian Walsh, David Almacy landed at Edelman, Patrick Gavin and Kevin Madden celebrated birthdays, Allison Kaminsky Putala launched her own biz AND had a birthday, the …

The Inaugural “Lawmakers vs. Lobbyists” Charity Ice Hockey Game to benefit the Fort Dupont Ice Hockey Club, will be played today from 3:00pm – 5:00pm at Kettler Ice Hockey Arena in Ballston, Virginia.  [nose bleeds] Some of the Lawmaker players include: Senator John Kerry Congressman Brian Higgins Congressman Patrick Murphy …

Nationals Mascot [failure ] Almost Famous [I-66 ]